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“One minute you’re bleeding. The next minute you’re hemorrhaging. The next minute you’re painting the Mona Lisa.”
Mac O'Grady |
jack lemmon"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."
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henny youngman"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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Jimmy Demaret
"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at."
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